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Birthday Scrolls
1999
November
3th
MELITE'S BIRTHDAY by Freya
Melite was deep in slumber....dreaming. Dreaming of VikingHerk pillaging her. A
smile played upon her lips and with a sigh, she rolled over. Viking Herk had just
captured her and thrown her over his shoulder. She beat upon his back with her fists
half heartedly, while he whispered what he intended to do to her.
Sov stood over her bed watching...wondering. He laughed as he watched her beat
her pillow and whisper "no no" and he felt a heat rise in his groin as her
nightgown slipped off her shoulders. "You may say "no no" my
love...but you mean YES YES" he growled as he slipped into bed beside her.
Melite woke up to the sound of bird singing. Sleepily, she looked around and noticed
that her bed was in shambles, and her nightgown was ripped and laying on the floor.
"Wow...some dream I had" she thought. Reaching down to put the
pillow back on the bed, she found a silver charm. "This looks like Sov's"
she thought. "Wonder how it got here??...and why do I feel like I just rode a
bronco for 12 hours??""
A short time later, Melite lay in a hot tub, soaking away her soreness. <grin>
She smiled when Kull approached her carrying a bottle of wine and two glasses.
Without a word, he stripped nekkid and settled into the tub next to her.
Pouring one glass of wine, he raised it and toasted the birthday girl.
"Do I get any?" Melite asked. Kull took a sip of wine, and then
bent and kissed her. As their tongues met, some of the wine dribbled down her
breasts. Kull licked off the wine. He held the glass at an angle and dribbled
some of the wine down his chest. Melite licked it off. They spent the next 3
hours and 5 more bottles of wine dribbling, and licking, and dribbling...and licking.
Melite left a sated and satisfied Kull sleeping in the tub and made her way to the
waterfall. "Have to get this wine off of me" she thought as she stepped
beneath the pounding water. Suddenly she felt warm strong hands massaging her
shoulders and back. "Happy Birthday My Goddess" Herk said as he nibbled
her ear. "I've got a big present for you!"
"Ohhh" Melite squealed as she turned around. "It is big!"
Holding hands and smiling widely, Melite and Herk made their way to the garden.
Melite jumped when all the amazons yelled "Happy Birthday!!" and
presented her with gifts and flowers and chocolate. They crowd parted and thru them
VikingHerk strode up to Melite. He picked her up and slung her over his shoulder,
whispering all the delightful things he was going to do to her.
*********
Happy Happy Birthday Dear Friend! May your special day be as wonderful as you are!!!
hugs,
Freya
17th
IT'S CASTALIA'S BIRTHDAY!
WARNING: Bday story contains non-Herk personnel <grin>, but we think
everyone who likes Herk would make a great Jimbabe.....
Co-Fluffed by Chantal and Freya
Every piece of furniture in the office was turned over and inside out. File cabinet
drawers were pulled out and dumped on the floor. Chantal sat in the middle of this
mess, her head in her hands.
Freya quietly pushed the door open. She had been trying to reach her friend for ages
and kept getting a busy signal. Now she knew why. Chantal's phone hung by its
cord halfway off her desk, the receiver lay under her chair, beeping the most annoying
message. "If you would like to place a call, please hang up". Freya
shuddered, she hated that message. Ya see, Sov had this terrible habit of knocking
her phone off her nightstand when, well, never mind.
"Chantal, you okay?" Fre whispered as she knelt by her friend.
"What's wrong??" Did Ares??
Chantal shook her head. "Ares had nothing to do with this...I'm doomed...I
mean... I just can't believe... how could I... it was right here" Chantal babbled.
Freya sat cross legged on the floor next to Chantal, patting her on the shoulder.
"Chantal...what you are talking about? What was right here??"
Freya looked around the room, trying to figure out what was going on.
"It...Young Ioluas gave it to me...TO ME...for safe keeping. Now how funny is
that?? He thought he'd lose it. So he asked me to keep it. He worked so
hard on it. It was the perfect gift for her. Now I lost it!!"
Chantal buried her head in her hands again.
"Young Iolaus...IT...perfect gift??" Freya thought..."oh"...Blairmuse
holds light bulb over her head..."it must be something for Castalia! For her
birthday! But how could he lose IT??" Blairmuse whispers something in
Freya's ear. "Oh..not that IT..." Blairmuse claps.
"Chantal...listen...don't worry...we'll find it... Blairmuse whispers something else
in Freya's ear. "Ohohoh..great idea...we'll call in an expert...someone with
special powers...someone who can solve this crime in time for Castalia's birthday."
Chantal shook her head. "I already asked Ares to use his powers to help me.
He refused. He doesn't like birthdays." Detective Herk and
Investigator Herk are out of town until the pillow case is solved. There is no one
else to help me!"
Freya pulled her friend to her feet and sent her home with BlairMuse to take a nice hot
bath. She dragged Chantal's phone back onto the desk, and placed a call.
*************
A few hours later, Chantal walked back into her office. She had a plan. She
was certain that she placed YI's gift in the 3rd drawer of her file cabinet. Under Ares'
change of clothes. She knew no one would look for it there. The dark god did
not like anyone to touch his clothes. She had also called Castalia and asked her to
meet her in her office. Since she could not get a hold of YIolaus, she thought it
best that she come clean with Cas.
She pushed the door open to her office and gasped. A tall stranger, with the cutest
darn little ears, was standing in her office, perfectly still. BlairMuse was behind him
and he raised his finger to his lips warning Chantal to be quiet.
She would have none of that though. Charging into her office, she said in a stern
voice "Just who the heck are you and what are you doing in my office??"
"You're right, she is a fiesty little thing" the stranger said to BlairMuse.
To Chantal he said "Please don't touch anything until my investigation of your
office is complete."
"Y-y-y-your investigation?? M-m-my office??? Chantal stammered.
Blair's eyes danced in amusement.
Just then Castalia bounced into Chantal's office. "Hey sis...here I am!! And
you've got company.... nice company too" she said as she gave the stranger a good
looking over.
The tall stranger gave Castalia a megawatt smile. "Detective James Ellison. This is
my partner Blair Sandburg. Miss.?"
"Castalia but you can call me Cass." Cas gave Chantal a wink. "So. Sis.
What did you lose this time? Ares' sword.. "Cas paused. "Again."
Chantal became white. "Ares' sword. Ares' sword! I never lost Ares' sword. Misplaced.
It was misplaced. How many times to I have to say it. Misplaced."
Castalia chuckled. "Oh yeah. misplaced. So .. you wanted to see me.." Cas asked
her eyes still glued to the tall detective's back.
"Cas.. I .i.I'm so sorry.. I .. i." Chantal started.
"She misplaced your birthday present miss Castalia. But Detective Ellison will find
it never fear." interrupted Blairmuse.
"Misplaced my birthday present!!!!!???? You lost my birthday present!!! You L-O-S-T
my birthday present!!! How could you lose my birthday present. Really? It's not like it
was that small and it chimes. How could you lose it?"
At each word Castalia spoke, Chantal felt smaller and smaller. "I'm soooo sorry Cas.
YIolaus gave it to me for safe keeping and.. Wait a minute.. How did you know it
chimes?" Chantal's eyes narrowed.
Castalia looked around for support. "Don't look at me miss. I'm asking myself the
same question. And that quite an elegant pendant you have around your neck."
Detective Ellison remarked.
"CAS!!! You are dead. You are sooooo dead.. DEAD!!!" Chantal was a little
miffed.
Cas smiled. "Hey, YIolaus woke me up this morning. Early with breakfast in bed. And
well you shouldn't give me an opportunity like this sis."
"Detective Ellison? Would you say that constitutes mischief in the first
degree?" Chantal asked.
"Yes. I agree. You want me to throw the book at her?" Ice blue eyes winked at
Cas.
"Yes. Detective. I confess. I surrender. Book me. Handcuff me.. take me
away.." Cas was smiling and gave Chantal a big thumbs up front behind her back as she
left with the detective.
*******
Happy Birthday Cas. I hope YIolaus gave you a wonderful wake up call and that you had fun
being strip searched. <bg>
hugs,
Freya & Chantal
28th
DANAAN'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! by Freya
Danaan giggled and hugged herself under her blanket. Today was her birthday!!
She couldn't wait for her birthday kisses <and whatnot....especially the
whatnot!!> from the alphas.
She lay there in anticipation. She could hear her cuckoo clock ticking.
Freya had made sure she went to bed alone the night before and Danaan was sure that meant
that Sorboland had something spectacular planned for her birthday celebration.
TICK TICK
Any second now Danaan expected folks to crash thru her door with presents and balloons.
TICK TOCK
Maybe cake too...
TICK TICK
"Where the heck is everyone" she thought as she got out of bed and glanced out
the window.
She sat on her bed. She combed her hair. "Might as well freshen up"
she thought as she applied some lipstick. Did her nails. Counted her toes.
Suddenly there was a knock at her door...then it was pushed open. ParamedicHerks in
cute little white coats grabbed her off the bed and buckled her onto a stretcher.
"Wha.....what are you mufffmmpppedddd?" she asked as an oxygen mask was placed
over her face.
Quickly the ParamedicHerks delivered her to the Herkspital.
After the ParamedicHerks transferred Danaan from the stretcher onto a hospital bed they
kissed her goodbye and quietly left. Danaan sat up and looked around.
"What in Hades?!?!" she said out loud. "I'm not sick...why am
I here?? Ohhh...that Aphrael...if this is her idea of a joke".
The door to her room opened and in marched about 20 alphas, some were dressed in white,
some in green scrubs. Some had masks and little paper hats on. There were
NurseHerk, and DocHerk, and GynHerk, and CardiologistHerk. OrderlyHerk,
NutritionHerk, PhysicalTherapistHerk. Danaan's head spun as she looked back and
forth at them all.
NurseHerk, wearing only a little white cap and a stethoscope stepped forward and took her
pulse. PhysicalTherapistHerk, wearing only a pair of tight shorts, started rotating
Danaan's legs back and forth. CardiologistHerk rested his head on her chest and
listened to her heart. And just as GynHerk got ready to do his thing, Freya popped
into the room.
"Happy Birthday Danaan!!" she sang.
Danaan pushed away the strained prunes NutritionistHerk was trying to feed her and yelled
"Thank gawd you're here Freya... there's been a mistake...I'm not sick...I don't
belong in the Herkspital".
"You don't?" Freya asked innocently.
ProctologistHerk entered the room.
Danaan eyed the new doctor suspiciously. "No...no...I don't" she
stammered.
Freya smiled at Danaan.
"Fre....I'm telling you...I'm not sick...I don't belong here... send these alphas
somewhere else!! Danaan begged. "It's my birthday.....my
birthday....remember??? Party?? Hats??? Cake??? Presents???"
Danaan began looking very scared.
Freya sat on Danaan's bed, and patted her friend's hand. She said "But
Danaan...honey... you always wanted to come to the Herkspital....didn't ya??"
Danaan gaped at Freya.
"Remember bandaids and stuff?? Lessee...what was it last time? A paper
cut??"
Danaan opened and closed her mouth like a little guppie.
Freya burst out laughing. "Okay...I'll tell everyone here to leave...but you'll
have to see one doctor before you can go. Herkspital policy."
Danaan nodded and then whispered "ok...but not him" pointing to
proctologistHerk.
Soon the room was empty. Danaan lay on the bed plotting on how she was going to get
even with Freya. The door opened and BooBooHerk walked in. Wearing only a
bandaid. A rather big bandaid. In his hands he carried boxes and boxes of
bandaids. Edible bandaids. In all different flavors. And sizes. He
sat down beside Danaan and asked "Where's the booboo"?
***
Happy Birthday Dear Danaan! Ya know I love you!! Hope your special day is as
special as you are to me!
hugs,
Freya aka Luggage :)